It's not what it looks like ...

Seems I remember a few times in my past this line has been used by me or more often my friends.  But those are some of stories best shared over a drink.  My latest 'it's not what it looks like' moment was last night ....
Ah the joy of having people check up on you every couple hours through the night.  Had my first semi awkward moment last night.  Seems I fell asleep watching a showtime tv series only to wake up to see my nurse do an abrupt about face and hurry out the door.  After I shook the cob webs out I realized there was a pretty graphic sex scene on at that moment.  Didn't want her to get the wrong idea so I made a point to ask when she returned in the morning if she had ever watched that series as I've been going through the episodes lately but she had no idea.  Oh well, was good for a laugh.